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Watermelon burst in the middle of the night, right before my flight in the AM.

I heard a splash in the middle of the night, almost like a big water balloon was dropped. I thought it was a dream and went back to bed.

Woke up early for my 9am flight. Spent an hour trying cleaning it up, it was all underneath my dryer/washer. And yes I keep my watermelon in top of the dryer sometimes.

Almost missed had to cancel my flight because it was so nasty and difficult to clean. Smells like ass now. It's like a watermelon slushied was dumped on the entire floor.